A Song For Matt Tuiasosopo

Matt Tuiasosopo has all but made the opening day roster . He has impressed during Spring Training with a batting line of .320/.414/.680 and has generated enough of a fan base to try to get a nickname. In an attempt to bring some humor to this blog, here is 2E So-So's short career in song form. To the tune of The Kingsmen's Louie Louie:

Tuia Tuai, oh no, said me So-So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, said-a
Tuai Tuai, oh baby, said me So-So.  

A fine little guy, what a player.
Drafted by the Seattle Mariners.
Me hit a homer in first pro at bat .
Tied the team lead with 4, imagine that. 

Tuia Tuai, yeah, nah, nah, now, said me So-So, oh no, said-a
Tuai Tuai, oh baby, said me So-So. 

Three years me called up and down.
Me didn't hit well, got ran out of town.
Me still can play defense anyway.
The Mets said me can do well in triple-A. 

Tuia Tuai, woh no, said me So-So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, said-a
Tuai Tuai, oh baby, said me So-So. 

OK, let's give it to 'em right now 

Me sent e-mails to every team but 2 .
Tigers said Dirks needs to be platooned.
Me played hard and gave all me got
Leyland says me deserve a shot. 

Tuia Tuai, oh no, said me So-So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, said-a
Tuai Tuai, oh baby, said me So-So. 

I said me So-So now
Let's get on out to Detroit
Let's go!